A Noob's adventures in Minecraft Part 1I started up my 1st world in Minecraft. Then I realised, "This game looks like poop". But despite saying that, my stupid butt still decided to keep on playing. I collected a lot of dirt with my bare hands until I found out that if you punch trees, you get wood. Realising this, I decided to punch all the trees I could see until it was night time. Loads of psycopathic, weirdo, halloween nerds tried to kill me. They nearly did but I managed to find a Village with some houses. I met some squidward guys, I punched them hard in the face, it was all fun and games until some really big, muscular, vine covered? and pale guy threw me in the air and I died.
I lost all of my hard earned dirt and wood sadly. It was still night time! I saw loads of weird green dudes, skinny, pale dudes with spears? Giant scorpians and tall, black guys that keep teleporting. I was running from a green dude when I came face to face with some weird tree looking thing? It looked friendly so I came up to it and hug
The story of my liefOne day Mario woke up and fell down the stairs. He had to go to hospital for 6 days... Meanwhile Bowser kidnapped the Prinsess(because he is a butthole)but Mario wasn't here at that time because the doctorz were healing him up or something like that. After thet, Mario woke up and found that his pants were gone, reallising this Mario desided to become a full time furry. While this was going on Bowser was feeding Peach goomba intestines when he farted, the fart was so loud that everyone turned deaf in 2 seconds and Bowser exploded. Then Mario drunk milk and got a desease. Then he died. And that is why Toads are the best. Toads are the best, Toads are the king, god, chuck norris of everything and if you say that Toads suck you will be crushed by Shigeru Miamoto's butt
SRRY FOR ANY SPELLING MISTAKES I WAS DRUNK- I MEAN GTREIRED WHILE MAKING THIS AND ALSO THIS ISS MY 1ST FANFICTION SO RAT FEARLY